This 6'6 dude comes down to the ring with a mike in his hand, gets in the ring, and starts talking.
Jeremy: I am Jeremy Volkman, one of the new acquisitions to Desert Dispatch, and I'm here to wow and amaze you with what I can do inside the ring. I'm 6'6 and 245 lbs from Whitefish, MT, I am gonna be "The Most Talked About Wrestler Ever" in Desert Dispatch by the time I'm done here. The only problem here is who's gonna be my first vict- err, opponent. We have a lot of great talent here that it's hard to me to pick my opponent. Stevie Stone, Kaval, Mikey Ramirez, footballfanatic, $$Jeff Hardy$$. You'll know by the end of the night who I pick to be my opponent.
